"She's One Of Those Girls You'd Totally Want To Slip The Date Rape Drug"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. So obvi, the worst crime committed this week, was the posting of Britney's period stain on x17. I am not even going to link to that shit. For shame. Also, which brand of… » 1/18/08 5:40pm 1/18/08 5:40pm

Lesbian Rape Is Good For Mankind And Other Heinous Revelations

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. I'm officially and totally back to my typical bad mood so don't worry, there will be no boring awards for the bloggers this week, only ranting feminazism and copious amount… » 1/11/08 5:30pm 1/11/08 5:30pm

Stop The Presses: There's Little To Bitch About In Gossip-Blogs Today

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. Guys, I have a confession. I just could not get offended this week. Maybe it's because I just got engaged [Mazel Tov! -Ed.]. Maybe it's because Obama killed it in Iowa and… » 1/04/08 5:40pm 1/04/08 5:40pm

Sex With Decapitated Dead Girls And Other Wholesome Blogger Fantasies

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. And oh my god, did this week's perps do their best to spoil our holiday spirit. [I was offended, and I am offended by nothing. -Moe] But in the spirit of forgiveness and as… » 12/28/07 2:30pm 12/28/07 2:30pm

Is A Tummy Tuck Really "Too Minor A Procedure To Fix" Britney?

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. Happy Holidays! We're totally in the spirit of things, even though we dropped a glass on our foot this morning and are still gushing red, Christmas-y blood. Unfortunately,… » 12/21/07 4:00pm 12/21/07 4:00pm

"There's Still Time To Find Jessica And Start Punching Her In The…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. Oh my god, so much controversy over last week's post! A response: Obviously we know that most (but not all coughRIANcough) of the bloggers we bitch about are participating… » 12/14/07 5:00pm 12/14/07 5:00pm

"You Hot Little Slut" And Other Terms of Endearment

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. This was a weird week. In the wake of the whole Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pic SCANDALE — which got a massive amount of highly worthwhile media attention after we called… » 12/07/07 5:00pm 12/07/07 5:00pm

Hot New Trend: Punching A Pregnant Woman In The Belly

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. Now that we're in that period between Thanksgiving and Christmas, we're kind of suffering from seasonal affective disorder, which could explain why basically every blogger… » 11/30/07 4:00pm 11/30/07 4:00pm

"The Reason Dudes Rape Girls Is Because They Think The Girl Is Really…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. This week we're laying off of Rian from The Skinny because it's the holidays and we know Thanksgiving must have been awfully hard for her. But Brendan from What Would Tyler… » 11/23/07 12:00pm 11/23/07 12:00pm

Comparing A Vadge To Cottage Cheese Is A Love Letter We Will Tear The…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. After a slow week last week - aside from the scandal of posting Rian from The Skinny's photo - we're back in business! Jenny and her little bitch Todd continue to irk us on I… » 11/16/07 4:00pm 11/16/07 4:00pm

We Got Baby Lakshmi's Back, Blogger Bitches!

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their crimes against Womanity. Yeah, so, maybe we're just tired and jaded, but we had a hard time being offended this week. And we tried. Really. Hard. But Jenny and Todd didn't even get under our skin, except,… » 11/09/07 4:00pm 11/09/07 4:00pm

Paris Stuck Between A Mouse and Her Crotch Rot

  • Big conundrum for Paris Hilton - continue to be against testing on animals or support research into curing (her) Chlamydia? Toughie. [Science Daily]
  • This headline makes us sad: "Stunning New Revelations on Cancer; Limit Bacon, Alcohol & Red Meat." So what are we supposed to eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? [ABC…
  • » 10/31/07 3:00pm 10/31/07 3:00pm

Men Bend It Like Their Imaginary Celebrity Girlfriends!

  • Workout craze pilates isn't just for rich white women like Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Aniston anymore! It's for rich, beefy white dudes too. [LA Times]
  • As you may know, Oprah's school for girls in South Africa is being investigated for charges of sexual and physical abuse. Oprah says she is so…
  • » 10/29/07 3:30pm 10/29/07 3:30pm

Raping A Woman Isn't What We'd Call "Rough Play"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their crimes against Womanity. As requested, this is a delightfully NAME REDACTED-free edition, though we were tempted to deliver a beatdown of His Tubbiness for boasting this week about buying an admittedly… » 10/26/07 6:00pm 10/26/07 6:00pm

Britney's Not Crazy. She's Just On Deadline.

  • A new study says that women are more stressed than men. We really don't have time to be reading and writing about studies like this because we totally have a big Powerpoint presentation to get and we are, like, about to pull our hair okay? Gawd! [Feminist.org]
  • Dressing like a hooker for Halloween isn't just for adult…
  • » 10/26/07 4:10pm 10/26/07 4:10pm

Short Men More Likely To, Uh, Cruise For Little Boys

  • Short men are more likely to be pedophiles, according to a new Canadian study. Maybe they're just looking for someone their own size? Kidding. [NEWS.com.au]
  • At least there's one Supreme Court Justice who will stand up for the rights of women. Ruth Bader Ginsburg has cautioned that if Roe v. Wade is overturned, such a…
  • » 10/24/07 5:30pm 10/24/07 5:30pm

Cameron "Crater Face" Diaz Feels Our Pimple Pain

  • Something Cameron Diaz and that goiter on our forehead parading as a pimple have known forever: Women are more likely than men to suffer from adult acne. [Science Daily]
  • A woman whose canoe capsized survived 19 hours at sea, clinging to her bag in the choppy water, until rescuers spotted her off the coast of Maui.…
  • » 10/22/07 4:30pm 10/22/07 4:30pm

One Baby's Barley Water Is Another Baby's Breast Milk

  • Yay, heart-warming story! The International Breast Milk Project ships breast milk, or liquid gold, to Africa, where nine-thousand bottles is enough to feed six babies for a year. Being that lil' Suri Cruise was weaned on a Hubbard-approved cocktail of barley water and corn syrup, we sure hope Katie didn't let her…
  • » 10/19/07 4:30pm 10/19/07 4:30pm

The Quickest Way To A Woman's Heart Is Not Bukkake

Welcome back to "Missdemeanors", where we arrest, convict, and sentence gossip bloggers, hilarious or downright paint peeling, for their Crimes Against Womanity. While our punishments thus far have delved into the realm of our wildest and most violent fantasies, we've noticed that some of you would like to see these… » 10/19/07 3:00pm 10/19/07 3:00pm